The author of this poem is unknown. It was posted on the website of Reform congregation Synagogue Beth Yam of Hilton Head, SC. Enjoy!!!
Is Covid-19 a new holiday?
I don’t know which Yom tov it is:
We’re walking around in slippers like it’s Tisha B’Av.
We’re wearing masks like it’s Purim;
We’re only allowed to eat outside like it’s Sukkot;
We’re eating fruits like it’s Tu B’Shvat;
Everyone is walking around with cleaning wipes like it’s Pesach;
And we’re eating meals with our families and sleeping until noon like it’s Shabbat.
So what holiday is this and when does it end?
Cause I’m ready to make Havdalah now.